With the big game only a day away, who do you think will win the Super Bowl?
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Jared: Between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of the Northeastern coastal seaboard (really? you guys couldn’t even pick a goddamned city?), I would have to say that the big winner is most likely going to be Budweisser. Not only will the American staple be bought by the arm-fulls at Lucas Oil Stadium, but the nation’s masses viewing from their couch will also most likely be cheersing the classic macrobrew. More Bud will be bought today and tomorrow than ten years of College Pledge Weeks across the country combined. Add to that, that Bud is the front runner on the epic battle for Best Super Bowl Ad. From frogs, to “Wassup” to dog parties, Bud has a track record of dominating the competition. So fall off the wagon and get aboard the bandwagon. Crack a Bud and watch Madonna gyrate that sixty-year-old ass all up and down that Indianapolis field. Oh and as far as the G-Men and the Brady boys are concerned… Who fucking cares?
Grant: What’s the Super Bowl?